Former Highlands High School, University of Kentucky and NFL quarterback Jared Lorenzen, most recently a QB for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Indoor Football League, is the subject of a great ESPN The Magazine article by Tommy Tomlinson about his life-long battle with his weight.
Jared Lorenzen and I are in love with the same woman. Her name is Little Debbie, and she makes delicious snack cakes. We’re not the only ones who love her. Nick Saban has two Oatmeal Creme Pies every morning for breakfast. I’m more of a Nutty Bars man myself. “They’re all right,” Lorenzen says. “But I’ll kill a Fudge Round.”
Jared and I have a lot in common, but in a couple of key ways we’re different. My athletic peak was church league basketball. Lorenzen is the all-time leading passer at Kentucky and earned a Super Bowl ring backing up Eli Manning for the Giants.
The other thing is, I’m just an everyday fat guy. Jared Lorenzen’s fat went viral.Patrick Towles named Kentucky football starting QB
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